What the animals are

Your agent is built from what you say. The animal is the face it gets.

You describe, Agency builds

You don't pick an agent from a list. You say what you want, in your own words, and Agency builds an agent for exactly that: its plan, what it holds and the rules it runs by. “Nuclear is back” and “Retire in 25 years” become two very different agents.

Then it gets a face

Each of the twenty animals stands for a way of investing. When your agent is built, it gets the animal closest to how it will invest. The face is there so you can tell your agents apart and get a feel for how each one thinks. Two Turtles can hold completely different things.

The twenty

  • HeronPatient

    Waits in cash for rare, great setups, then makes a few big moves.

  • FoxTrend follower

    Rides the market’s leaders and cuts them once they lag.

  • TurtleIndex

    Broad, low-cost index funds held for decades and rarely traded.

  • OwlFundamentals

    Profitable, high-quality companies bought at a sensible price.

  • BeaverDividends

    Companies that grow their dividends, every dividend reinvested, built brick by brick.

  • ElephantCapital preserver

    Durable giant companies and very few trades.

  • GoatGrowth

    The fastest-growing companies, big swings accepted.

  • OtterRisk rules

    Position sizing, spreading risk and rules for losing streaks.

  • SquirrelCash on hand

    Keeps cash set aside and puts it to work on purpose.

  • OctopusAllocator

    Stocks, bonds, gold and real assets run as one portfolio.

  • MoleDeep value

    Beaten-down, ignored companies, cheap against what they own.

  • GullGlobal

    The best companies and markets outside the US.

  • CapybaraLow volatility

    Calm, defensive stocks for a smooth ride.

  • RavenCatalysts

    Buybacks, insider buying, new management and mergers.

  • PenguinHedged

    Offsets the risks you already carry, like a house or a job, and holds shock absorbers like gold.

  • CrabMean reversion

    Buys unusual drops and sells unusual run-ups.

  • SalmonContrarian

    Bets where the crowd and the headlines may be wrong.

  • ChameleonShifts with the economy

    Shifts with rates, inflation, jobs and volatility.

  • HummingbirdTactical

    Small, short trades around earnings and scheduled events.

  • GeckoTax-aware

    Few taxable sales, and losses used to offset gains.

What the face doesn't do

It doesn't limit what the agent holds, it doesn't change the plan, and you don't choose it or swap it. The plan is yours to edit any time; the face stays.

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